The 20 Best Roller Coaster Names in the World

In honor of the reopening of Coney Island after its year of hiatus, we give you the definitive list of the twenty best roller coaster names in the world.

20. Train Glide On Air (Bao Son Paradise Park, Hanoi, Vietnam)

This is the name that inspired this project. Who would not want to ride Train Glide on Air? It sounds like the most amazing experience to be had, or the most amazing to be had at an amusement park at any rate. Certainly better than Car Slide On Rail.

If we are being truthful, the English version of this ride’s name is probably just a bad translation; something more in the spirit of the original would probably be “Train in the Sky” or “Flying Train” or another appellation far more prosaic. Nevertheless, “Train Glide On Air” is what the website says; “Train Glide On Air” shall it be called.

19. Jet Coaster Super Dolphin (Uminonakamichi Seaside Park, Fukuoka, Japan)

“Jet Coaster” is apparently just the generic Japanese name for “roller coaster”; many Japanese amusement parks have a ride called “Jet Coaster” or some variation thereof. That part is not the point here.

As for the rest: for a seaside park, dolphin would be reasonable enough, if, as we would argue, a little unintimidating. But Super Dolphin? That should really be a Pixar movie. Admit it: you have never in your life considered the possibility of a super dolphin, and now the idea thrills you. Imagine the powers Super Dolphin might have. It could fly! Like … a jet!

Sadly, like many of the rides on this list, Jet Coaster Super Dolphin appears no longer to exist. You cannot experience the Super Dolphin’s roller coaster (jet coaster) simulacrum. Apparently a name alone, no matter how great, is not enough to preserve a ride forever.

While we are here, please say Uminonakamichi three times fast.

18. Tyrolean Tubtwist (Joyland Childrens Fun Park, Great Yarmouth, England)

This is, we confess, not that great a name. The ride consists of tubs that twist as they run along a track through faux Tyrolean scenery. Nevertheless, we place it here in order to share this spectacular video of a man having fun in spite of himself.*

*Let’s be honest, that could be us.

17. Abandon Mine (Uncle Bernie's Theme Park, Fort Lauderdale, Florida)

Who doesn’t love a roller coaster name with a grammatical error that leaves you pondering other potential meanings. Abandon your what, exactly? Abandon your children? Not if we’re leaving them in the care of Uncle Bernie, who owns the sort of theme park that can’t even be bothered to get their rides’ names correct. Someone in the sign shop made that sign, saw it was wrong, and said, “Eh - close enough.” Imagine the kind of message that sends to the maintenance crew. Or maybe Bernie runs the whole place, locking your kids into the carts, throwing the lever to start the ride, heading over to the concession stand to serve a couple burgers while your kids circle the track endlessly, cigarette dangling from his lower lip, unshaven, impervious to the howls coming from over there, what was it I was doing before I came over here to the grill? “Abandon Hope” seems a bit more accurate.

(Bonus Entry) Wiking Coaster (Rabkoland, Rabka, Poland)

There’s not really anything special about this name. However, we call it out here for the helpful translation on the page, “‘Wiking Coaster’ is Polish for ‘Viking Coaster’.” And, because it’s really fun to say “Wiking Coaster.”

You should also follow the link for the totally adorable picture of a tot riding Wiking Coaster.

16. Wolverine Wildcat (Michigan’s Adventure, Muskegon, Michigan)

We get what they were going for here. Wildcat is a pretty common roller coaster name, verging on the pedestrian. The Roller Coaster Database lists 60 rides called “Wildcat,” not including a number more called “Wild Cat” or some other variation. It’s practically generic, like “Jet Coaster” in Japan. So, you know, Michigan’s Adventure, wolverines are the state mammal of Michigan or something, also their football teams; presto: the Wolverine Wildcat. If the park were Japan’s Adventure and the ride were the Jet Coaster Super Wolverine, we wouldn’t be having this discussion.*

*Clearly we would.

But: “practically generic” is not quite generic, in the way that having practically earned your driver’s license cuts no ice with the cops. And so we instead have this modern, theme park version of a gryphon, with the head of a wolverine and the body of a mountain lion, or perhaps vice versa, or perhaps fused at the genetic level, like Jeff Goldblum and a fly. Terrifying! Also: nonsensical! Also: no one really knows what a wolverine looks like, so we’re picturing Hugh Jackman’s head on the body of a mountain lion, and now we’re not going to be able to sleep.

Seriously, why not just go with “Wolverine”? Do you want to know how many roller coaster names the Roller Coaster Database lists starting with “Wolverine”? One: Wolverine Wildcat. They could have been unique; instead they ended up with a mythical creature that is half-generic, half-unimaginable.

On the other hand, “Wolverine” would not have made this list.

15. Mighty Mini Mega (Adventure Island, Southend on Sea, England)

“Mighty Mini”: that is a name we can understand. The little kids will see the word “mighty,” assuming they can read, and feel super grown up about the ride they are about to embark upon.

“Mini Mega”: a little contradictory, but again, we can sort of imagine a park with a ride called the Mega Something - Mega Dolphin, maybe - and this is the junior version of it, again for the little kids who aren’t quite ready for a full blown jet coaster.

“Mighty Mega”: that is definitely a roller coaster name we could get behind.

“Mighty Mini Mega”: make up your damn mind already.

Note: Adventure Island lacks any other roller coaster with the name “Mega” involved. The idea that this is “Mini Mega” makes no marketing sense.

14. These United States (Sun Fun Park, North Myrtle Beach, South Carolina)

We are trying to imagine what happened here:

Amusement Park Impresario (to project manager): “And I want a stage with a show called “These United States,” it’s gonna be historical, it’ll have the Rockettes in little red, white and blue sequined costumes, there’ll be Sousa marches and we’ll have Mount Rushmore and cannons and a salute to American cheese and the whole thing will end with fireworks.”

Project Manager (to construction crew): “And over here we’re gonna have an attraction called ‘These United States’” (hands over design memo; goes on vacation for 18 months).

Construction Crew: (misplaces design memo; builds roller coaster)

Project Manager (to impresario): “Small conceptual change …”

13. Diving Coaster: Vanish (Yokohama Cosmoworld, Yokohama, Japan)

Like many of the entries on this list, this shows what happens when you are not content with the ordinary, and seek the extraordinary.  “Diving Coaster”: ehhh.  “Diving Coaster: Vanish”: now that’s a name. We like to imagine “Vanish” being said in a stage whisper, like a third-rate magician telling you he’s going to make his assistant disappear when you can plainly see she’s just dropping into the box’s false bottom. Which, by the way, is pretty much what this roller coaster does; it goes into a tunnel.  Marketing.

12. Orphan Rocker (Scenic World, Katoomba, Australia)

What the what? There is a video about this ride that claims it is the most dangerous in the world, and we have to say, that seems plausible enough. It is not clear whether it ever operated, perhaps because people did not flock to a ride whose name somehow implies that it will do horrible things to your anatomy that will cause you to lose your parents.

11. Broken Rail Roller Coaster (Great Xingdong Tourist World, Anshun, China)

We are going to leave behind the fictionalized plural of this commentary to note that even Kathy Hammett and I are not going to ride the Broken Rail Roller Coaster.

10. Whirly Roller Coaster (Floraland Continent Park, Chengdu, China)

Truth in advertising; it is indeed whirly.

9. Fast Coaster (Kok Tobe, Almaty, Kazakhstan)

Truth in advertising cannot be confirmed from still pictures. The database lists four roller coaster names beginning with “Fast”; none beginning with “Slow” or “Medium.”

8. New Wilder Wild Mouse (Lagoon, Farmington, Utah)

An even more impressive example of advertising built right into the name. The redundancy is especially pleasing.

This ride operated from 1973 to 1989, replacing the (apparently ordinary) Wild Mouse. Do you suppose by, say, 1980 or so, management was saying, “We really need to change that name; we can no longer fool people into thinking this ride is newer or wilder than it was last year”? In any case, they learned their lesson, and in 1998 they opened a new Wild Mouse entirely lacking in comparative claims.

7. Whistle Punk Chaser (Dollywood, Pigeon Forge, Tennessee)

Well. It turns out – we have spared no effort in compiling this list – a whistle punk is an actual thing, and it has nothing to do with the Keystone Kop chasing a miscreant youth down a cobblestone street that we had pictured. Webster says a whistle punk is “a lumberjack who operates the signal wire running to a donkey engine whistle” which … we know what each of those words mean, but not all of them together, and certainly not in the context of Dollywood. It is also not clear who is chasing the whistle punk and why. It seems like “Log Ride” might have been clearer – and yet, as in so many pursuits, in artistry does greatness lie.

6. Speedy Bob (Bobbejaanland, Antwerp, Belgium)
    Oki Doki (Bobbejaanland, Antwerp, Belgium)

A twofer for Bobbejaanland – and rabbit-hole time. But first: Oki Doki means exactly what you think it means, and if Kathy Hammett and we – I – were at Bobbejaanland I am fairly certain we would be repeating the phrase Oki Doki until one of us grew exceedingly tired of it, which would not stop us – me – from carrying on with it far too long. As for Speedy Bob, we suppose it might be meant to suggest bobsleds. However, there is a second ride at Bobbejaanland called the “Bob Express,” which you would think would cause endless confusion for guests, and perhaps does, but which more pertinently features a train engine at in front of the coaster cars, suggesting the name(s?) have nothing to do with bobsleds, but rather our preferred scenario where the park owners named the ride “Bob” in homage to Bobbejaan.

Which brings us to that rabbit hole. Bobbejaanland is kind of the Dollywood of Belgium. It’s named for its founder Bobbejaan Schoeppen, who was an enormously popular Flemish singer beginning in the 1940s and on into the 1970s. His Wikipedia page, which is well worth a read, says he was “a versatile entertainer, entrepreneur, singer-songwriter, guitarist, comedian, actor, and professional whistler” – professional whistler!  In 1943, at the age of 18, he appeared in a cabaret and sang a South African song with the lyrics “Mommy, I want a husband. No mommy no, I don't want a German ‘cause I don't like pig meat.” It did not endear him to the occupying Nazis. They closed the concert hall and hauled Schoeppen off to a work camp for three months.

After the war, he and a friend took their act on the road. It was then that he took the name Bobbejaan, which is “baboon” in Afrikaans, and became increasingly popular, etc., you can read the Wikipedia page, it really is worth your time. Eventually, he tired of club owners keeping most of the take, and bought a circus tent, and would travel around throwing up his tent and putting on a show like we all dream of doing, Zorro’s horse is involved, he became a film actor – really, read the Wikipedia page. Finally he tired of the road, bought 30 hectares of swamp, put up the tent permanently and started letting his fans come to him instead of the other way around.

They called the place “Bobbejaanland,” and over time, as Wikipedia puts it in an exceedingly lovely and heartbreaking sentence, “The amusement park finally dominated the cabaret, and the entrepreneur the artist.” Schoeppen and his family ran the park until 2004, when he sold it, and he and his wife continued living there until his death in 2010.

And if you persist in believing, after all that, that “Speedy Bob” refers to bobsleds, I don’t know what to do with you.

5. Termite Coaster (Wonderla Amusement Park Bangalore, Bangalore, India)

We leave to you to decide which is more salient: the name “Termite Coaster,” or the fact that there are, not one, but four roller coasters in India themed to termites.

4. Traumatizer (Southport Pleasureland, Merseyside, England)

“Thriller”? Sure. “Screamer”? You betcha. “Timber Terror”? Outta my way.

“Traumatizer”? We’re gonna sit this one out.

3. Hundeprutten (Bon-Bon Land, Holme-Olstrup, Denmark)

Punch that one into Google Translate. We’ll wait.

2. Stress Express (Fantawild Adventure, Zhengzhou, China)

Your Coworkers, The Ride.

1. Super Speed Cool-Cool Bear (Beijing Amusement Park, Beijing, China)

Our winner, and as the Australian horse racing announcers say, “daylight second.”

me and alex

I dreamed I was on Jeopardy! last night. It was a dream about being unprepared. Throughout the entire dream I was asking people for things, for paper, for pens, I was wearing shorts, I forgot about my retainer, I didn't have a mask (neither did anyone else, and I realized it was a television set so people didn't wear masks). The other contestant was a young woman who looked quite a bit like the main character in The Queen's Gambit and similarly had her shit together. At one point, as I was looking for something, she looked up from her phone and said "The Falconworks website is confusing" and I realized she had been googling me. I hadn't thought to google her. It was that kind of dream.

Alex Trebek was there. I talked to him twice. He had a man-bun in one of our conversations, which seems pretty unlikely; it was that sort of dream, too. 

I suppose I might have had this dream because Alex's last appearance as the host of Jeopardy!, taped before his recent death, airs this week. I hadn't been consciously aware of that, though. I woke up and wrote my dream down. As I was writing I thought, again as I have recently, about the ways Alex Trebek and I crossed paths throughout my life. Not quite crossed; I never actually met the man. But he would enter my consciousness in some salient way every so often. It might be a little strange. But, you know, I can be a little strange. My mom once said I was the only kid she ever met who didn't like ice cream. (I did, in fact, like ice cream, especially French vanilla, but I didn't like the way it made me thirsty, and there was never an option to get a drink afterward. I am making up for it at probably the worst time.)

What I also liked as a kid was game shows. They fascinated me. They still do, I suppose, although I don't watch them the way I did as a kid, which is to say at every opportunity. The Joker's Wild, The Price is Right, Press Your Luck (man, do I love the Press Your Luck story from This American Life). Password. Concentration was pretty boring. Wheel of Fortune was also pretty boring; Merv Griffin supposedly once said that the secret to Wheel of Fortune was that 90 percent of the audience could guess the puzzle before the contestants do, and I think I saw through that at the age of nine. Jeopardy! was the best of them. Art Fleming, the original host, had an incredible panache as he would run the game through its paces: "The answer is...!" he would declare after a contestant chose a clue. It disappeared after a while; not enough glitz for the seventies, or maybe too brainy for the midday crowd. Ninety percent of the audience couldn't guess the clues. 

Then they announced they were bringing it back, with Alex Trebek as the host. I was excited and disappointed. Alex had been the host of a couple other shows on the "meh" list. He was a retread, generic game show host #4. And he was easily mocked in the early going. My sophomore year at Kenyon we would gather in the dorm lounge after dinner each evening for half an hour of Jeopardy! and between shouting out answers - or technically questions - we would ridicule his French accent, his occasional supercilious tone when a contestant guessed wildly wrong, his general air of being the smartest guy in the room when we all knew he was a second-rate talent getting his last chance. He was an easy target for college students. We in the lounge among us actually knew French and African geography and had read the whole of Shakespeare's sonnets. We were twenty and we knew everything. We used to speculate on his conversations with contestants after the show, as the credits were rolling. "And then I was on High Rollers," we imagined he would remark, the three poor souls trapped behind their  podiums nodding and smiling lest they not receive a lifetime supply of Creamettes. 

I left college; Alex left my life for a while. Then he came back to me. Against my instructions, my parents bought me a television, and living alone in Southern California, I almost certainly would turn to "Jeopardy!" to fill half an hour of my evenings. I don't really remember any details of that. What I do remember was an instance of the Los Angeles Times' "Hot Properties" column, which profiled the houses being purchased by celebrities. Alex and his wife had bought a house in the Hollywood Hills, as one does if one is a prominent game show star (or "host," as he used to insist). He talked about how appealing the house was for "young couples" like them. He would have been about 50 at that point. I was 25 and applying the word "young" to himself seemed ridiculous to me. Then again, I'm 55 now and it still does.

More significantly, my friend and former high-school English teacher Lance qualified as a contestant, and came over to Los Angeles for a taping. We met outside the Sunset Las Palmas Studios; Lance disappeared backstage and his wife Judy and I went to the back row where friends and family were placed, so that we couldn't relay answers with winks or flashcards or semaphore flags or whatever they imagined we might use. I think Alex came out to warm up the audience, maybe take a few questions. I could still see through the veneer, even as the rest of the audience were totally charmed by his combination of elegance - he really did know how to wear a suit - and approachability. He had sincere charm, and he had charming sincerity. Then he went backstage to do his job.

They taped the shows "as if live"; that is, if the show lasted 28 minutes beginning to end, they took 28 minutes to tape it, pausing the action for the exact length of the commercial breaks and striking up the theme music as the breaks ended. Or nearly. They could pause and re-tape a moment if needed; not contestants answering questions of course, but an intro that got bungled or a clue that Alex had mispronounced. They did that once or twice. More memorably, there was a moment when there was a doubt as to whether a contestant had actually given an acceptable response to a clue, but not the answer the hosts were looking for. After the round, they paused to reconsider it. The judges deliberated a while. "The judges" - such a grandiose term. They were probably two producers and a lawyer, the producers trying to keep the audience happy and the lawyer making sure they wouldn't get sued. They deliberated more. Finally Alex expressed exasperation. "The audience expects us to get this right!" Applause. He might have been exasperated; it might have been schtick. The audience wasn't fussed about which.

Lance racked up a pile of virtual money but took second, which meant, as far as I know, it didn't become real money, just the home version of the game and possibly some Rice-a-Roni. Sic transit gloria mundi and all that. 

We had lunch, parted, I watched the episode when it aired. I got older, I got busier, I got married. I would still watch Jeopardy! when I thought of it, when I was home from work in time. 

Then I read about upcoming online tests to be a contestant. I had actually tried this once before, in person, back at the Sunset Las Palmas studios, when I was still in Southern California. "If Lance can do it, I can," I thought, not realizing - setting aside the probability of Lance's greater intellect - that there's a significant advantage to age in Jeopardy! You live through things other people learned in history class, if their American history class even managed to get past WW2. You pick up stuff. You see a lot more movies and hear a lot more songs. And the audience probably skews older, so the pop culture references do, too. We had taken a written test and were waiting outside, comparing experiences. I mentioned a question where I'd drawn a blank and guessed wildly. My counterpart was almost angry at my youthful ignorance. "Valentino was an actor!" he shouted at me. I took some pleasure in seeing him dispatched from further consideration the same as I was.

The online test was if anything more nerve wracking. Filling out 50 or 100 answers on paper, you at least had the chance to skip and maybe come back to one that was just escaping your grasp. Online, the time counted down, the question vanished, and along with it the chance to answer. I finished demoralized. It turned out I shouldn't have been. Some weeks later I got an email inviting me to the Waldorf-Astoria for an in-person tryout.

I won't describe that experience blow-by-blow. We were sworn to secrecy about the whole process. I actually don't care about that, at this point, but in fact I wrote a whole piece about it at the time and I'll try to dig that up if anyone is interested. Suffice it to say it was one of the most fun afternoons I can remember. And of course it gave me another chance to cross paths with Alex. Not in person; he was by that point a legitimately big enough star that he didn't have to cross the country doing contestant searches. But they had a big screen at the front of the room, and as we prepared to take our second exams, to confirm the results of the online one, Alex's face appeared, welcoming us in his friendly but serious manner, like that teacher who was both your favorite and your most demanding, Mr. Chips or something. And then he read the questions (answers) to us and we madly scribbled down answers (questions, although I don't think we had to phrase our responses in question form). 

The age advantage proved true; I nailed the test. At least I felt that way, they never told us the results. Then we had to play a simulated game in front of everyone, including a mock interview. No Alex for this part of the audition, just a producer and a casting person, peppering us with questions. Somewhere along the way, I didn't nail that bit. They sent us on our way, telling us we might hear from them, we might not. They wouldn't tell us if we'd made the cut or were on the waitlist, how many of us would be called or how long we might wait. I waited. The call never came. I was disappointed, but honestly spending three hours seeing how the sausage was made was a pretty good consolation prize.

Not because of this, or at least not that I can remember, I watched Jeopardy! a bit less over time. Netflix came along and we dropped cable, and only deployed the rabbit ears for special occasions like the World Series. I went back to regular work that kept me from getting home 'til late in the evening. I kinda forgot about Alex for the most part. Once I was at my folks' house back in Ohio and after the evening news the familar refrain, "This. Is. Jeopardy!" rang out. I felt a momentary delight. 

"Ugh!" said my dad. My mom grabbed the remote. "You don't want to watch Jeopardy!?" I said, incredulous. 

(Pause for a moment here to observe the reverse-interrobang in the previous sentence.)

"No!" was the response. That was that. I went into a brief Alex withdrawal.

And then, again, I kinda forgot about him, until the news came of his cancer, then remission, then a relapse. It was, it is, pretty heartbreaking. Not for myself, for the most part. I did - I do - feel a little pang of loss. After a distant miss and then a nearer miss, I still imagined I would be standing at the podium some day, chatting with him about coaching little league baseball and his days on The Wizard of Odds. 

More, perhaps, it's the feeling of getting older. Life goes on and we discover we can't plop on the lounge sofa and watch Jeopardy! four or five nights a week. Sic transit, too, those glorious Monday evenings, when time was endless. 

And still more, the end of, in its minor way, an era. The tributes written before and after Alex Trebek's death have been lovely and heartfelt and spoke of the connection he forged, over the airwaves, with the audience, and audience who would carve out a part of their California vacation to see him in person, applaud in the way they couldn't from home. The connection was bogus, show biz, of course. Or maybe it wasn't, who am I to say?

I read some of those tributes and they all referred to the way he would practice French words, the way he would handle the contestants, especially when they would blow an easy clue, his insistence on being the "host," not the "star," because a star is distant whereas your host is your friend. They talked about his charming sincerity. 

I hope that's all true. I honestly think it is, or at least I choose to. And yet, in reading the descriptions of how Alex went about his work and his career, I saw a different quality. 

Alex Trebek was a professional. He thought seriously about his role, about how to do it well, and he worked at it. It's not easy to convey a sense that you're the most knowledgeable man in the room when everyone knows you've got both the answers and the questions. It's not easy to be Mr. Chips. Hell, it's not easy to look that good in a suit (although having a wardrobe department and Armani as a sponsor probably helps.)

It wasn't about art, and I don't think he had any delusions about that. You can find interviews where he talks about wanting the show to do well, "because if we do well, then I do well." 

I don't know what he was like to work with. He might have been a diva, although that's certainly not what you read. I would believe he didn't suffer fools. He almost certainly didn't suffer amateurs. Well: I've spent enough time in a little corner of show business to know what a gift it is to be around a stage with someone who walks in the door ready to work, capable and prepared and expecting you to be the same. 

I don't have a finishing note here. I won't be watching Alex's final show tonight: no cable or rabbit ears here. I might be a little disappointed by that, but in truth making a special point of seeing it, when I haven't been watching in recent years, seems like it would be a little silly. It was my good fortune that my path neared his a few times.